Betrayal

Bad Naughty House Elves!!!

Just when I'm getting over my dislocated shoulder they tell me they signed me up for some Jabbing trial with some Insutitute of Child "Health".

Apparently, in my new role as Benji the Human Guineapig I'm doing my bit for Science by trialing a Menigicoccal Y immunisation that's not yet available in Australia.

So on Monday last a nice nurse with sharp pointy hidden things in her soft sneaky handses came a visitin'.

I've spent the week punishing the House Elves by reading up on all the possible side effects and performing them for my captive audience.

Hah - even if they don't ask for an encore I give 'em one!

So if you're in town don't miss my new Show - Little Shot of Horrors.

As Mike from Monster's Inc says "I 'm here til Tuesday...try the Veal..."

And by the way... I've worked out what to hit with my new found fists - the dirty rotten House elves!